The Eternal Middle Schooler

''"I would like to make a toast; I got my Michael Jackson coke!" -Eternal Middle Schooler, 2018''

Background
The Eternal Middle Schooler is not a competitor at any POG Ball tournament so far, but has been present as an announcer at the 2019 POG Ball Games. Although he hasn't competed yet he showed some skill in takedowns which has been enhanced by his jiu-jitsu/football background. It was an unfortunate loss that we had no commentary due to his absence during the 2020 POG Ball Games, and this would cause him to be labeled as a wuss for avoiding Three Major Competitors. However, It has been rumored that he intentionally missed 2020 to surprise everyone with a massive growth spurt during the 2021 POG Ball games and return as The Ultimate Middle School Weapon! Or so they say...

(Hypothetical) Stats
Attack=5
 * -|Defense=5
 * -|Evasion=5
 * -|Strength=5
 * -|Speed=0.5
 * -|Stamina=1.5
 * -|Total=22